“Oh fuck,” Margo said. She hadn’t had that much to drink yet, but she looked like she wanted to throw up. “The date was fine? Kinda boring, which is hard to pull off at Encanto fucking Oculto. Had sex with him, left. Weeks later I find out something is sucking my life force dry. Why? Turns out he wasn’t over me so he built a fuckin’ magical sexbot outta living clay of me and fucked up the spell.”