33 Apocalypse Ave, Thursday Morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

Yeah, this week had been a little itchy.

"Fuck," Margo groaned. "How long is this shit supposed to last?"

She stretched out on top of the blankets, sweaty and relaxed with that post-banging glow. And still: she didn't feel spent. "Because this is getting to be a pain in the ass beyond the pain in the ass."

She eyed El in all his gangly naked glory. "If this keeps up, I think we're gonna have to hit the mainland."

You couldn't bang your best friend to keep the edge off forever.

[[ for eliot, and modded with permission~! ]]

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[existencemisspent]

"And snacks we shall have," Eliot said, clapping his hands. He slipped into his robe and stood, stretching. "I will say one thing for this pollen: it certainly can't help but keep the local populace trim and fit."

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

"And it's a great way to exercise," Margo agreed, sitting up slowly.

[existencemisspent]

"Precisely my point," Eliot said. "No wonder everyone here is so sexy."

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

“Don’t go too far, it’s only happened to us once,” Margo said. “But maybe they practice…”

[existencemisspent]

"From how people have responded, I gather this is a semi-regular event." Eliot shrugged. "But you know I always encourage practicing sex. Safe or not."

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

“You just have to make sure the engine hasn’t run dry,” Margo agreed. “You know, give it a good… thorough… tuning…”

[existencemisspent]

"Mmm," Eliot hummed. ". . . We are definitely going again when I get back."

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

“Yes,” Margo said, nodding seriously. “So you better bring enough carbs.”

[existencemisspent]

"A weighty quest, but one I think I am up to," Eliot said. He grinned at her, then headed towards the kitchen with a laugh.

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

“Nice ass!” Margo bellowed after him.

[existencemisspent]

"I should certainly hope so!" Eliot called back cheerfully.