Voicemail

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

"This is Margo. Glad you called! Now make like a millennial or even a goddamn zoomer and leave me a text message."

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Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Apparently some people were different versions of themselves this weekend, and I'm really hoping that was true for Eliot and maybe you and everything is fine now, but please let me know if you can?

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

We’re fine.

Like Margo would let Fear Nerd in on how fucking freaked out she was right now. (It would be fine. So it didn’t matter. She’d been through this before with the probability spell.)

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Oh, thank god.

Then, after he dithered for a moment:

Please let me know if you need anything.

If nothing else, Margo yelling at him for that might be disturbingly normal for both of them?

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

If I ever need an Eldritch fear thing poking around my head you’ll be my first call

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jon actually snorted at that, and it was hard not to let his snarky side out.

I should hope so.

Albeit mostly because I sincerely hope you don't know any others.

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

Jon was a dangerous freak.

And yet Margo couldn’t resist texting back, eldritch fear thing, no. crazy six-fingered moth-Beast and asshole drama-queen satyr god, yeah. You ain’t that special, honey

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jon rolled his eyes.

Please go back in time and tell literally anybody in my world that. I could have avoided so many kidnappings.

Well, Jonah had said Jon was nobody special before he chose him to end the world, but nobody should ever talk to Jonah.