Voicemail

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

"This is Margo. Glad you called! Now make like a millennial or even a goddamn zoomer and leave me a text message."

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Text to Margo, after radio on Monday

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

This is Jon. On radio this morning, I read about your needing to get a book. I'm well aware of your opinion of me, but perhaps that will help when I say that even *I* would be extremely wary when faced with something like this. I don't know if magical books are normal where you're from, but I've seen far too many of them eat people - occasionally literally. I don't have the right to give you advice, but I will state that such things should be treated with extreme caution, if they need to be dealt with at all. As always, I am available should you have questions.

Text to Margo, way too early Sunday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

I tried coming by your place a few times, but you haven't answered the door. I saw Eliot in the library, and he was a ghost and bloody and looking for you. I have no idea what happened or if it's related to what we did or if you're okay, so please text or call me back?

Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Apparently some people were different versions of themselves this weekend, and I'm really hoping that was true for Eliot and maybe you and everything is fine now, but please let me know if you can?

[existencemisspent]

apparently Jon has had a SNACK

A pause. Then

NOT ME

Just so she didn't immediately decide to go cut a bitch.

Phones Go Rogue '23

[stykera]

[from here!]

Did you mean to send those to me I don't think you meant to send them to me and i shouldn't have looked but i did look and i'm sorry

Phone Day

[hasaknightjob]

Marc would've absolutely ignored this message if it was up to him. But Steven would've given him shit about it so fine. A text:

I think you've mistaken me for the guy you're in love with.

~oh hey phones!~

[sake_shinigami]

Suggestive messages from numbers he didn't quite recognize were not uncommon for Shunsui, but they were always a delight, and one of the few things he would actually rise to the occasion to respond to.

Clothing really is such a nuisance, isn't it? ❤ Let's see what we can do to about such a problem together~ ❤❤❤

Phone day

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

After getting a message, Jon, still fairly out of it (and very hungry), did his best to reply.

I wouldn't have thought you were asking me out, but I would definitely play some sort of cat game, once I'm fit for company. Perhaps I'll stop by.

Phone Day

[slothbabyproductions]

So after a good deal of deliberation, Kamala decided to send some unsolicited advice to Arden about her current circumstances. After all what are friends for? So she sent the following text:

I've been doing a lot of thinking and I think the best thing you can do in your current situation is confess your feelings. I'm pretty sure the feelings would be returned considering the looks I see between the two of you.

[doesdoctorstuff]

"I know who you are! I called and asked you to fuck before! But yeah, let's do that!"

Wacky phone day!

[sharp_man]

Hannibal's text naturally didn't go to the right person.

I'm flattered, but you're a little young for me. And I prefer to do the cooking.

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden was flailing because she didn't know what she'd done to earn this message from her landlord.

You can have sex with whoever you want and I'm super sorry if I gave you the impression I thought it was my business at all!