Voicemail

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

"This is Margo. Glad you called! Now make like a millennial or even a goddamn zoomer and leave me a text message."

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Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Oh, thank god.

Then, after he dithered for a moment:

Please let me know if you need anything.

If nothing else, Margo yelling at him for that might be disturbingly normal for both of them?

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

If I ever need an Eldritch fear thing poking around my head you’ll be my first call

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jon actually snorted at that, and it was hard not to let his snarky side out.

I should hope so.

Albeit mostly because I sincerely hope you don't know any others.

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

Jon was a dangerous freak.

And yet Margo couldn’t resist texting back, eldritch fear thing, no. crazy six-fingered moth-Beast and asshole drama-queen satyr god, yeah. You ain’t that special, honey

Re: Text to Margo, Monday morning

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jon rolled his eyes.

Please go back in time and tell literally anybody in my world that. I could have avoided so many kidnappings.

Well, Jonah had said Jon was nobody special before he chose him to end the world, but nobody should ever talk to Jonah.